Ok, this is how it went...
1. Oh f$#%, this girl next to me is doing an endo her bike...
2. Oh shit, her bike is going to hit me!!!!
3. Wow, that was really close....
4. I have to close this gap!!!
5. Oh, my foot is out of the pedal...
6. Hurry...hurry....hurry...clip back in
7. What the heck...what's going on, I can't clip in
8. Oh F@#* !!! my cleat is broken in half!!!!
9. Oh shit, my radio doesn't work and I can't say anything!!!!
10. Find teammate tell her to tell the DS what is going on....pedal with one leg until the car gets to me and I get in...wow...this sucks!!!! Would much rather be in the race than in the car. Oh well, what can you do, at least I don't have road rash!

What a cleat should look like.....
What my cleat looked like...